Why do babies know, they just know you have a headache and must test their lung capacity by screaming at undefined intervals? It’s a plot I tell you! A fiendish plot  so that when they are teenagers and they come home for the first time drunk you can take revenge!

I’m just waiting for that day, I have it all planned out. First I will go to Home Depot and buy a large steal garbage can and an axe handle. Second walk into his room and make the drill instructor from full metal jack look like a pussy with the racket I will make! Muahaha oh yes just waiting till I can take my revenge! Oh yes friends, revenge will be mine.

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